Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
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Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.
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"Why don't you trust me?", she texted both the guys simultaneously.
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He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed.
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S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
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Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
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