A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.
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Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
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Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
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We all have one ginger friend that claims to be "strawberry blonde".
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Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
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I have all the money I'll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
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