All One Liners and Comebacks

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The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

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Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

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If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.

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Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

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Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!

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