What did one ghost say to another ghost? "Do you believe in people?"
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Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
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Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
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