All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

What did one ghost say to another ghost? "Do you believe in people?"

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One Liners

Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.

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One Liners

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? "Put it on my bill."

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One Liners

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.

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One Liners

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

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One Liners

Karma takes too long, I'd rather beat the shit out of you just now.

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One Liners

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

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