All One Liners and Comebacks

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Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ...

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

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I'm not crazy; I've just been in a bad mood for the last ten years.

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Don't judge women by kilos, and you won't be judged by centimeters.

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What is the thinnest book in the world? "What Men Know About Women"

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