How do you know when Santa's in the room? You can sense his presents.
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Why are Fathers like parking spaces? The good ones are already taken!
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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.
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How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path.
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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
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If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2?
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