All One Liners and Comebacks

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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? "I'm sweet on you!"

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What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player.

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"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."

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Does time fly when you're having sex or was it really just one minute?

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What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People.

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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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Your family tree must be a cactus because everybody on it is a prick.

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