Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
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I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.
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When you try to prove to someone that something doesn't work, it will.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath.
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What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.
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