If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
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Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,
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Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
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Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
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That one liner 'i'm not drinking too much tonight' never goes as planned...
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Don't be irreplaceable - if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.
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What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be.
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