You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear.
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
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