Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? He pastaway.
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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't get a date.
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Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.
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If you have worked and didn't get anything, it means someone else got it.
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Men are like placemats, they only show up when there's food on the table.
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