Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the 3rd ones for you.
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Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
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I downloaded the Pinterest app and now my phone is stuck in a mason jar.
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If a woman is cold as a fish, a man has to be as patient as a fisherman.
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