All One Liners and Comebacks

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What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date? Slow.

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Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.

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How is it that I always seem to buy the plants without the will to live?

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What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one!

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What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck? A good days hunting.

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Loneliness is when you get an e-mail but it's from the newsgroup server.

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What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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