The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
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If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
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What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.
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What dog can jump higher than a building? Anydog, buildings can't jump!
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Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.
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If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
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