Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day.
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How do you fix a woman's watch? Why should you? There's a clock on the oven.
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Why did God create black men? So fat white girls could dance (and get laid).
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Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
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I can feel my personality turning a dull shade of grey when I talk to you.
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Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
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Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
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