What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I'm driving.
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Everything happens for a reason; unfortunately, sometimes the reason is you.
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Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support for a lifetime.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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I am probably single....because i didn't forward those chain messages in 2008
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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