All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

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One Liners

Don't feed the animals at the zoo! You should better feed the security guard!

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One Liners

The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.

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One Liners

Every organisation is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting.

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One Liners

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!

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If Mayans could predict the future, why didn't they predict their extinction?

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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

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