My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that
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Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking
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This isn't working out. I think we should start making other people miserable
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The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball
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If I wanted to get trapped in a scary maze, I'd just go into my kid's bedroom
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