Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
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You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing
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In principle, I can stop drinking, the thing is - I don't have such a principle
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Whoever said nothing is impossible is a liar. I've been doing nothing for years
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I carry a permanent marker just in case someone without a mustache falls asleep
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea ... does that mean that one enjoys it?
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