All One Liners and Comebacks

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The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband

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Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain

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Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them

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You need to carry women in your arms; they will climb on your back by themselves

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A healthy male organism is the one, which wakes up in the morning before the man

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Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?

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Why did God give men penises? So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up

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