All One Liners and Comebacks

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Do I play fantasy football? Dude, I'm 46 and married. Most of my life is fantasy

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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population

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Real men don't cry...tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body

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The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy

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Why do Retirees smile all the time? Because they can't hear a word you're saying!

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Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake

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If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time

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