All One Liners and Comebacks

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close

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Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park!

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing

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I'd like to start today by telling you how wonderful you are. I'd like to but...

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We've heard that ignorance of maths is growing geometrically, whatever that means

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out

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