All One Liners and Comebacks

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Hey, I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the History channel

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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target

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Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils

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My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married

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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

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