Yo're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
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Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off
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Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole
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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there is lots of school spirit!
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews
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Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
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