All One Liners and Comebacks

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A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything was last year

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If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants

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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead

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There are two types of guys: those who pee in the shower and those who don't admit it

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There are no limits to my perfection, a monkey was thinking while looking at a human

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break

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