All One Liners and Comebacks

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Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white? So he can tell if he's coming or going

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off

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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it

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When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?

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Why did God make man before woman? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.

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