All One Liners and Comebacks

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I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest

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Before the wedding I have loved all the women on earth, after the wedding one woman less

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Why do women close their eyes during sex? They can't stand seeing a man have a good time

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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does

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By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble

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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children

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