All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?

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One Liners

All my dance moves look like i'm trying to tell the guy on first base to steal second

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One Liners

God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems

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One Liners

Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture

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I was told I have a sick mind. I can't disagree

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One Liners

A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture

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Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls

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