All One Liners and Comebacks

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Don't tell a lot about yourself, behind your back will tell more interestingly about you

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for? She's going to eat me!

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year

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Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the No-bell prize!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

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I like to show my girlfriend who's boss in our house by holding a mirror up to her face

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