All One Liners and Comebacks

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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that

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The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing

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If a man goes cheats for four times, according to the rules of geometry, he will come home

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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one

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I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn

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Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers

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I get plenty of exercise, jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines

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