My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do. Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer
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"Excuse me miss, can I have the time? I'd check my watch but I can't take my eyes off you."
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Transitional age is when during a hot day you don't know what you want - ice cream or beer
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Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother
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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday
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Your opinion is very important to me, please remain on the line until it goes to voicemail
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The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him
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