Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now
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Would you send your son to a school run by someone who insisted on being called "Headmaster?"
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Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too
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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
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Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results
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Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind
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Who the hell allowed me to be born in this stupid head?' A Thought said and killed herself
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