All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed

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One Liners

I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything

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Peggy Bundy

Like your youth, it should be gone

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Bud Bundy

Unlike your bra, there's a catch

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Al Bundy

What could be bigger than your mother?

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