What could be bigger than your mother?
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes
Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votes
Unlike marriage, phone sex is a victim-less crime
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.11 from: 9 votes