All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

What could be bigger than your mother?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes

Al Bundy

I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votes

Al Bundy

Unlike marriage, phone sex is a victim-less crime

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.11 from: 9 votes