Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall
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For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis
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What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit
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You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him
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I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you
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The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end
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