Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas
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I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables
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Men live better than women. First of all, they get married later and secondly, they die earlier
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No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?
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If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened
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The problem with being in the center of attention is that half of it is always behind your back
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I have one of those unlimited cell phone plans. There's no limit to how much they can charge me
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