All One Liners and Comebacks

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Darling, you are the most beautiful woman in this party! Did you invite these guests on purpose?

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I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him

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Appreciate how some people don't come out of ATM till they find the meaning of life right there

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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't

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You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.

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A woman is like a parachute that can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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