All One Liners and Comebacks

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I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"

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Have a girl that everyone else dreams about, but don't dream about a girl that everyone else has

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If you think for a second that I'm being serious, you're a guaranteed golden medal in the Special Olympics

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I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back

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Oxygen is proven to be a toxic gas. Anyone who inhales oxygen will normally dies within 80 years

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Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!

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