Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.25 from: 8 votes
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.23 from: 13 votes
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votes
Friends, don't have them, don't need them, sure as hell don't wanna watch them
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.11 from: 9 votes