All One Liners and Comebacks

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realizing the other person was born an idiot

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That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidentally

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Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket

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Because of the disregard towards safety techniques people not only die but are also born

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Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words

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A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce

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Only after getting married you realize that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes

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