All One Liners and Comebacks

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The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count

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Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a nigger? Someone who is too lazy to steal

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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

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If the fortune has turned her back on you, you can do whatever you want behind her back

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