If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
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I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it
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The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off
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I would love to insult you, however, that would be beyond the level of your intelligence
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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?"
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were
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If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
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