There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away
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Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun
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I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread
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The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly
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How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me
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Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope
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Money can't buy happiness, but it can help you look for it quicker, in a convertible
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