All One Liners and Comebacks

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I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West

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I'm not saying I'm number one, uh sorry I lied I'm number one two three four and five

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell

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What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink

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A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones

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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously

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If God hadn't meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco

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