Scientists proved that cows don't give us meat and milk. We just take it from them!
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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand
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You haven't experienced awkward until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish
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I always knew that I could never be a lawyer because of my inability to pass a bar
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It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places
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In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing
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