All One Liners and Comebacks

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants!

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In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period

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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it

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You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back

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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance

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