Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants!
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In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it
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You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera
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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back
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I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance
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