The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
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The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend
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They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck
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What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!
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Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends
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I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco
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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana
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