All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

One Liners

What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

One Liners

Why don't women have men's brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes

One Liners

Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 4 votes

One Liners

If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes