If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
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People who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save?
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Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you are in the way
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When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman, marry three times
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She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy
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I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008
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Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step
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