All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

One Liners

People who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save?

This One-liner joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votes

One Liners

Behind every fat woman there is a beautiful woman. No seriously, you are in the way

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One Liners

When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman, marry three times

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 4 votes

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She wanted a puppy. But I didn't want a puppy. So we compromised and got a puppy

This One-liner joke is rated: 1 from: 1 votes

One Liners

I buy a lot of ringtones for someone who hasn't answered a phone call since 2008

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Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step

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