A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh alright, I'll stay the night."
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I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now
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Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it
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I don't date older women because it takes too long to listen to their life story
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Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down
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All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?
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